Votes for Women Speech by Mark Twain
Votes for Women Speech by Mark Twain
January 20th 1901
Ladies and Gentlemen - It is a small help that I can afford, but it is just
such help that one can give as coming from the heart through the mouth. The
report of Mr. Meyer was admirable, and I was as interested in it as you have
been. Why, I'm twice as old as he, and I've had so much experience that I would
say to him, when he makes his appeal for help: "Don't make it for today
or tomorrow, but collect the money on the spot."
We are all creatures of sudden impulse. We must be worked up by steam, as it
were. Get them to write their wills now, or it may be too late by-and-by. Fifteen
or twenty years ago I had an experience I shall never forget. I got into a church
which was crowded by a sweltering and panting multitude. The city missionary
of our town - Hartford - made a telling appeal for help. He told of personal
experiences among the poor in cellars and top lofts requiring instances of devotion
and help. The poor are always good to the poor. When a person with his millions
gives a hundred thousand dollars it makes a great noise in the world, but he
does not miss it; it's the widow's mite that makes no noise but does the best
work.
I remember on that occasion in the Hartford church the collection was being
taken up. The appeal had so stirred me that I could hardly wait for the hat
or plate to come my way. I had four hundred dollars in my pocket, and I was
anxious to drop it in the plate and wanted to borrow more. But the plate was
so long in coming my way that the fever-heat of beneficence was going down lower
and lower - going down at the rate of a hundred dollars a minute. The plate
was passed too late. When it finally came to me, my enthusiasm had gone down
so much that I kept my four hundred dollars - and stole a dime from the plate.
So, you see, time sometimes leads to crime. Oh, many a time have I thought of
that and regretted it, and I adjure you all to give while the fever is on you.
Referring to woman's sphere in life, I'll say that woman is always right. For
twenty-five years I've been a woman's rights man. I have always believed, long
before my mother died, that, with her gray hairs and admirable intellect, perhaps
she knew as much as I did. Perhaps she knew as much about voting as I.
I should like to see the time come when women shall help to make the laws.
I should like to see that whiplash, the ballot, in the hands of women. As for
this city's government, I don't want to say much, except that it is a shame
- a shame; but if I should live twenty-five years longer - and there is no reason
why I shouldn't - I think I'll see women handle the ballot. If women had the
ballot to-day, the state of things in this town would not exist.
If all the women in this town had a vote today they would elect a mayor at
the next election, and they would rise in their might and change the awful state
of things now existing here.
Votes for Women Speech by Mark Twain
January 20th 1901
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