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Mark Twain Quotes and Quotations
Mark Twain Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press. Mark Twain Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. Mark Twain Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. Mark Twain What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. Mark Twain October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. Mark Twain Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain When in doubt tell the truth. Mark Twain When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. Mark Twain Return from Mark Twain Quotes and Quotations to Famous People List Page Mark Twain Quotes and Quotations - Mark Twain Quotes and Quotations - Mark Twain Quotes and Quotations
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