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Short Funny Movie Quotes From Famous People
Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers) You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Eddie Murphy (Shrek) I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx (Duck Soup) All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Steve Martin (Bilko) Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. Bill Murray (What about Bob) You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember) You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music Jim Carrey Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company. Forrest Gump Adam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood! The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Dumb and Dumber George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. My Best Friend's Wedding Birdee: Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will. Hope Floats Edgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me. Demolition Man Dave: If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind. Ski School Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. The Truman Show Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people. The Usual Suspects Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Clue
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