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Evan Esar Quotes and Quotations
Evan Esar Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. Evan Esar America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. Evan Esar All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow Evan Esar The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Evan Esar Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. Evan Esar Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing Evan Esar The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. Evan Esar A husband is like a fire--he goes out when unattended. Evan Esar
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